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Live on Robinhood Chain · Canary

They said the world was round.
We charted the yield anyway.

Connect your wallet to swap, join an expedition, and allocate in the Observatory — all reading live from the deployed contracts below.
TSTE Price
Pool TVL
TSTE Supply
Emission
Liquid / Escrow
xTSTE Supply
xTSTE Allocated
Genesis
The Expeditions

Trade & farm your liquidity

Swap through the Astrolabe router (0.25% fee), then stake your TSTE–ETH LP to earn TSTE — 60% liquid, 40% escrowed as xTSTE at launch.

· ONE-CLICK ·Zap: ETH → LP

Skip the manual swap-and-add. Deposit ETH and the Zap contract splits it optimally (0.25%-fee-aware) into a TSTE–ETH LP position in a single transaction — dust refunded.

→ receive TSTE–ETH LP, ready to stake

Swap

TSTE ↔ ETH. Live quote from on-chain reserves.
MY BALANCES
ETH
TSTE

Expedition FARM

Stake TSTE–ETH LP, harvest TSTE rewards every block.
Boost: allocate xTSTE to this pool for up to +100% APR (allocate ≥ your staked LP for the max).
MY POSITION
LP in wallet
LP staked
My boost
Pending TSTE
The Observatory

Stake together,
hold the horizon (3,3)

Convert TSTE → xTSTE, then allocate it to earn a pro-rata share of protocol fee revenue. Real yield only — no rebase games.

I · Nock
Convert
1:1
II · Draw
Allocate
fee share
III · Loose
Harvest
real yield

Observatory

Longer lock = bigger share. Deallocation carries a 0.5% burn fee, and revenue streams over 7 days — snipers earn nothing.
MY OBSERVATORY
xTSTE (liquid)
xTSTE (allocated)
Dividend shares (total)
Dividends pending
The Fortune

Tempt the tides

Loyalty and luck, both funded by real protocol revenue — never new emissions. The streak rewards showing up; the jackpot rewards the bold. Both are built so bots can't farm them, only sailors can.

Harvest Streak LOYALTY

No dice, no bots — nothing to grind. Harvest each epoch and check in; your streak climbs and pays a bigger bonus on the ASTRO you actually earned. Miss an epoch and it resets to 1.
Streak 3–6+5%
Streak 7–13+15%
Streak 14–29+30%
Streak 30++50%
MY STREAK
Current streak
Next check-in bonus
Streak pool

The Plunder JACKPOT

Weekly jackpot. Buy tickets with TSTE — your ticket's expected value never exceeds what you put in, so wash-bots gain nothing. One winner takes ~85%.
CURRENT POT · ROUND
draws in
MY TICKETS
My tickets
My odds this round

DEPLOYED CONTRACTS · chainId 4663 · Blockscout

Token (TSTE)
xToken
MasterChef
Factory
Router
Pair (LP)
Dividends
FeeCollector
Genesis
HarvestStreak
PlunderPot
Random
Zap