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Live on Robinhood Chain · Canary

They said the world was round.
We charted the yield anyway.

Connect your wallet to swap, join an expedition, and allocate in the Observatory — all reading live from the deployed contracts below.
TSTC Price
Pool TVL
TSTC Supply
Emission
Liquid / Escrow
xTSTC Supply
xTSTC Allocated
Genesis
The Expeditions

Trade & farm your liquidity

Swap through the Astrolabe router (0.25% fee), then stake your TSTC–ETH LP to earn TSTC — 60% liquid, 40% escrowed as xTSTC at launch.

Swap

TSTC ↔ ETH. Live quote from on-chain reserves.
MY BALANCES
ETH
TSTC

Expedition FARM

Stake TSTC–ETH LP, harvest TSTC rewards every block.
MY POSITION
LP in wallet
LP staked
Pending TSTC
The Observatory

Stake together,
hold the horizon (3,3)

Convert TSTC → xTSTC, then allocate it to earn a pro-rata share of protocol fee revenue. Real yield only — no rebase games.

I · Nock
Convert
1:1
II · Draw
Allocate
fee share
III · Loose
Harvest
real yield

Observatory

MY OBSERVATORY
xTSTC (liquid)
xTSTC (allocated)
Dividend shares (total)
Dividends pending
The Fortune

Tempt the tides

Every reward and every swap carries a chance. Prizes come from protocol revenue, never new emissions — and the odds are built so bots can't farm them, only sailors can win them.

Treasure Chest SLOT

Roll a bonus weighted by the ASTRO you've harvested since your last roll. Splitting harvests won't help — only real yield counts.
Common ~89%+2%
Rare ~10%+6%
Epic ~1%+16%
Kraken 0.01%+80%
MY CHEST
Eligible harvest
Chest pool
Cooldown

The Plunder JACKPOT

Weekly jackpot. Buy tickets with TSTC — your ticket's expected value never exceeds what you put in, so wash-bots gain nothing. One winner takes ~85%.
CURRENT POT · ROUND
draws in
MY TICKETS
My tickets
My odds this round

DEPLOYED CONTRACTS · chainId 4663 · Blockscout

Token (TSTC)
xToken
MasterChef
Factory
Router
Pair (LP)
Dividends
FeeCollector
Genesis
TreasureChest
PlunderPot
Random